Sherlock fandom These first two episodes are positively uplifting! It's not like the writers to make them so happy! Let Gatiss write them aall they'll be based on fanfiction and they'll be funny and happy and no one will die-

Moffat You think your feels are safe

Sherlock fandom Oh no

Moffat It is an illusion

Sherlock fandom We are ignoring you, you are being ignored

Moffat A comforting lie told to protect you

Sherlock fandom I caaaan't heaaaaar youuuuu

Moffat Enjoy these final moments of peace

Sherlock fandom Nope, not listening we're not listening

Moffat For I have returned

Sherlock fandom Oh God no

Moffat To have. my. vengeance